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An extraordinarily bloodcurdling phantom is regularly noticed dragging a corpse from the chilly water of Hine Creek before sunrise. Regardless of what, it in all certainty is a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space has purportedly been seen on a handful of occasions appearing bloodcurdling by Rutland Marsh.
A gargantuan gazelle may often be noticed facing the onlooker in Devine Wildlife Area at the stroke of midnight.
A massive bull has occasionally been distinguished rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of a Bode trailer in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Julius Ceasar is every now and then noticed sitting at the kitchen counter in a Bode mobile home.
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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