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These are some lies we made up about Blue Grass.
The terrifying ghost of a conquistador was made out in a Blue Grass area supermarket, wandering the aisles. The ghost did not mind that there was somebody other present.
An enormous okapi was observed going mad late in the night by a mailbox in Blue Grass.
A menacing skeleton has frequently been observed mid stream in Dodges Creek hurling pieces of wood. Nevertheless, it undoubtedly is a creepy spirit that should be avoided.
A space alien is often noticed in Clarks Ferry Recreation Area before sunrise hiding a dead body by a large rock.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship has purportedly been seen on a few occasions taking a rest at a table in a Blue Grass flat annihilating a glove.
A glowing human body may repeatedly be distinguished staring at the water by Northeast Lake Dam around midnight. A number of of the people here argue this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Blue Grass in the past.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus can be spotted time and again traveling on a donkey by the side of a highway near Blue Grass.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Grass
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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