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These are some lies we made up about Bloomfield.
A guy with the head of a leprechaun is often observed hovering along a shady highway close to Bloomfield.
A space alien may frequently be distinguished concealing a corpse by a large boulder in Bloomfield City Park very late at night.
A giant cheetah can be observed repeatedly throwing pieces of wood into Lake Fisher at the stroke of midnight.
An alien traveler from deep space has every now and then been noticed dispatching an envelope at a Bloomfield post office.
A lady burning, hauling a kerosene container is now and then spotted late in the night floating by on Butter Creek. One of the local residents decisively says that this phantom is that of a person who settled here in Bloomfield in the past. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that any sensible person wouldn't want to bump into.
An alien from deep space has supposedly been seen on many occasions downing diesel from a gas pump at a fuel station in Bloomfield.
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Triceratops can every now and then be distinguished walking a German Shepherd around midnight on a gloomy Bloomfield avenue.
The ghost of a planter sporting a worn straw hat was observed peeking through trailer windows in Bloomfield at the stroke of midnight. The onlooker escaped immediately after she distinguished the ghost. No matter what
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folks verbalize, this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extremely large ibex emerged by the entrance to Honey Creek (Rathbun Res.) State Park piling stones.
The phantom of a youthful air force pilot was seen watching cable in a Bloomfield living room late at night. The spirit did not care that there was somebody else near. Either way, it's a menacing ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A mermaid showed up going through trash container on a Bloomfield residential street.
A space alien was spotted on a Bloomfield street late in the night.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship was made out floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Bloomfield.
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Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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