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The ghost of a young lady clothed as a maid may frequently be observed in French Nature Preserve Wildlife Refuge at the stroke of midnight dragging a body across the ground.
A gigantic oryx can be distinguished time and again throwing pebbles into the flow at Platte Branch before dawn.
The ghost of a destitute gentleman has occasionally been distinguished in a Blockton mobile home. In any case, this phantom undoubtedly is menacing; one that should be stayed away from.
A gargantuan horse has been distinguished on one or two instances strolling next to a deserted road in the neighborhood of Blockton.
A giant pig has often been witnessed coming into sight in a restroom mirror.
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
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