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A space alien emerged speaking into the thin air as if somebody besides was near.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space was seen walking a Bulldog on a dark night on a dark Blencoe avenue.
An ET from another galaxy became visible by Lower Blencoe Bend chucking pebbles.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed peeking through apartment windows in Blencoe very late at night.
The ghost of a severely charred female was made out dragging a dead body across the dirt in Blue Lake Public Hunting Area late in the night. Panic stricken by the watchers the ghost receded into the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Blencoe
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Ghost Sightings From Blencoe
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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