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These are some lies we made up about Blanchard.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn has sometimes been witnessed shouting at the eye witness to stay away on a dark night on a sidewalk in Blanchard.
The ghost of a young girl is occasionally noticed in the center of Buck Creek tossing pieces of wood.
A person with a skeleton face sporting shady robes may occasionally be witnessed seated at the dining table in a Blanchard home hollowing out a hollow. If you talk to the locals, this ghost likes startling unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Blanchard.
A lady having a sword in her head was made out pacing through a home in Blanchard. When observed the ghost approached the onlooker who then fled.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian warrior came into view mounted on a stallion down a road near Blanchard. There are other reports on the subject of this ghost in the vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Blanchard
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Ghost Sightings From Blanchard
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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