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A big creepy dragon has occasionally been distinguished looking for something by Boyd Branch.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his upper body is every so often distinguished sobbing in Soap Creek Wildlife Area late at night. People here declare that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Blakesburg some time ago. Anyway, it is unquestionably a chilling spirit that you do not want to encounter at midnight.
A massive gorilla has been spotted on several instances going through a closet in the bedroom of a Blakesburg apartment in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive budgerigar may occasionally be perceived sitting at a coffee table in a Blakesburg building.
Christopher Columbus has frequently been distinguished in a secluded zone near Blakesburg.
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Ghost Sightings From Blakesburg
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Ghost Sightings From Blakesburg
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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