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These are some lies we made up about Blairsburg.
An ET from planet Mercury is from time to time witnessed staring in Coyote Bend Area after midnight.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire has supposedly been seen on many occasions mounted on a donkey by the side of a road right next door to Blairsburg. Whatever people exclaim, it's a chilling ghost that you do not want to meet at midnight.
An enormous ram can occasionally be witnessed at a public phone in Blairsburg making a phone call.
A space man from outer space is often witnessed striding through a Blairsburg area burial ground.
A shining human person may often be observed crying out names in the middle of a wild highway near Blairsburg in the early morning hours. One thing is for sure, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to come across.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
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