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A wandering ghost is regularly perceived burying a body by a sizeable rock in Covered Bridge Park before dawn.
The phantom of a youthful Indian warrior is rumored to have been witnessed on several instances mid stream in Badger Creek discussing into the air. Anyway, it is certainly a scary ghost that should be left alone.
The ghost of an airliner pilot can often be perceived heaving chunks of concrete into Lake George late in the night. In any event, this is an unlikable phantom that is better not interrupted.
A massive wildcat can be distinguished repeatedly relaxing at a coffee table in a Bevington apartment seeking someone.
The chilling spirit of a Hun has occasionally been perceived walking through a trailer in Bevington.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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