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An ET from another world may once in a while be witnessed in a convenience store in the Bettendorf neighborhood.
A large terrifying ogre was seen climbing out from a storm drain on a Bettendorf residential street on a dark night.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant came into view nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Bettendorf. Several folks close by have had equivalent experiences involving the same ghost.
The ghost of an airline pilot was observed in a Bettendorf secondary school at the stroke of midnight strolling the halls. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived very often around here. One thing's for certain, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A huge springbok emerged in a flat in the neighborhood of Bettendorf.
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Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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