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These are some lies we made up about Bettendorf.
A dinosaur has frequently been spotted in Bettendorf Park in the early morning hours screaming at the onlooker to be off.
A very large panda is regularly witnessed tossing rocks by Crow Creek.
A space invader has purportedly been spotted on many occasions at Mississippi River Lock Dam Number Fourteen after midnight stacking boulders.
Snow White may regularly be perceived going through the fridge in the kitchen of a Bettendorf building in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a young-looking female sporting a blood-splattered prom dress can be noticed repeatedly sipping blood from a cup at the water's edge at Moline Pool. Residents allege that this phantom is perhaps the undeparted phantom of a local resident who used to dwell here in Bettendorf. Any which way, it sure is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be avoided.
A massive koala has sometimes been witnessed looking at people in a Bettendorf home through a window.
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ghost of a ten foot huge giant is occasionally distinguished in a secluded location next to Bettendorf. One of the folks who live here decisively alleges that this ghost is the struggling soul of an old Bettendorf resident.
The ghost of a woman having half her head absent is known to have been witnessed on a small number of instances trying
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to get cars to stop alongside a gloomy highway close to Bettendorf. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that is rather not messed with.
Henry VIII may every now and then be perceived downing gas from a pump at a fuel station in Bettendorf.
A very large dormouse has repeatedly been observed walking a Sheepdog late in the night on a murky Bettendorf road.
A Chupacabra is often witnessed in Big Bend State Fish and Wildlife Area by the park headquarters crying.
A lady with a machete in her head has been distinguished on a few occasions peeking through home windows in Bettendorf in the early morning hours before sunrise. No matter what folks express, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you don't want to meet very late at night.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship may be seen very often browsing through garbage cans on a Bettendorf residential street.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto has sometimes been spotted on a Bettendorf residential street on a dark night.
A gargantuan
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seal is known to have been spotted on frequent instances hanging in the air like a balloon in Bettendorf.
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Ghost Sightings From Bettendorf
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Ghost Sightings From Bettendorf
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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