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These are some lies we made up about Berwick.
The phantom of a lady having half her head gone was perceived at Hickory Lake Dam late at night destroying a picture. Scared by the eye witnesses the ghost fled into the darkness. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft appeared slurping blood from a beaker by Deer Creek.
A huge colt materialized searching for a map underneath a parked Ford in a Berwick parking lot after midnight.
A form with a skeleton face having on gloomy robes was witnessed in a Berwick area supermarket, marching the aisles. When made out the ghost came up to the eye witness who then escaped. Residents here who have made out this ghost claim this ghost is the undead spirit of a long gone Berwick local.
Hansel and Gretel's mom was made out downing milk late in the night by a vending machine in Berwick.
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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