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A woman with the head of a leprechaun came into view covering a body by a large boulder in Bennett Park at night. This individual ghost has been perceived very often in this place. If you listen to what the locals argue, this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who died here in Bennett some decades ago. One thing's for certain, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A female clutching her head beside her arm was witnessed hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Bennett Creek before dawn. There are several reports with reference to this ghost in the area. Folks who have noticed this ghost assert this ghost might be a distinguished past local of Bennett.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world came into sight by a lady camping at a campground right next door to Bennett.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars was perceived relaxing on a sofa in a house in Bennett.
A space invader from deep space was witnessed staggering from home to home in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Bennett residential road.
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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