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These are some lies we made up about Belmond.
A man that transformed into a vampire has sometimes been noticed hovering by the side of a shady road in close proximity to Belmond.
A luminous human shape is now and then observed dragging a cadaver from the chilly water of East Branch Iowa River after midnight. One of the people who live here confidently alleges that this phantom is that of a person who existed here in Belmond before the present.
A massive snake has been said to have been noticed on a handful of occasions looking creepy in Cambier River Bend Area around midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking guy having on a coat may every so often be distinguished turning toward the bystander at Eldred Sherwood Park Lake Dam at night. Several of the folks here assert this ghost loves startling foolish people who come trying to find ghosts in Belmond.
A beheaded guy has often been noticed fly fishing from the water's edge of Lake Cornelia very late at night. It's been declared that this
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precise ghost might be a celebrated former time dweller of Belmond.
A female with her head and left arm and right leg severed has been seen on several occasions glugging down regular unleaded from a pump at a fueling station in Belmond.
An armed forces outfit staggering around without a body in it may repeatedly be noticed walking a Bulldog before sunrise on a shadowy Belmond residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Belmond
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Ghost Sightings From Belmond
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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