Bellevue, Iowa Lies


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The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship may every now and then be seen on a Bellevue lane at the stroke of midnight.

A female with a blue-green face has often been witnessed smoking a cigar in Bellevue Butterfly Garden at midnight.

An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy is regularly distinguished tossing stones into the flow at Bellevue Slough late in the night.

A space alien from planet Saturn has purportedly been noticed on numerous occasions gazing at a person slumbering on a futon in an apartment in Bellevue.

A gargantuan ocelot may frequently be spotted in a shoe store in the Bellevue area.

An extraterrestrial from deep space can be perceived over and over again screaming next to the water's edge at Bonnie Lake.

A Seismosaurus has occasionally been witnessed scrambling out from a manhole on a Bellevue lane before dawn.

 

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You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
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- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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