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A female's body having an animal's head has been made out on a handful of instances taking pleasure in the vista at Camp Arrowhead Lake Dam after midnight.
A somewhat decomposed human body may repeatedly be perceived on the water's edge of Camp Arrowhead Lake scooping out a nook.
A Stegosaurus has now and then been observed floating along on Buckeye Creek at midnight.
The ghost of a planter having on a farmer hat is now and then seen in Koszta Access Public Hunting Area in the early morning hours covering a dead body by a large rock.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has been observed on several instances searching through the freezer in the kitchen of a Belle Plaine residence late at night.
A youthful girl wearing a blood-splattered prom dress may every so often be perceived looking at people in a Belle Plaine residence through a door crack. A number of people assert this ghost could be a celebrated former time resident of Belle Plaine.
An extremely large panda was seen in a wild place outside Belle Plaine.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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