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These are some lies we made up about Bedford.
An alien traveler from space has been made out on frequent occasions hanging out in a forsaken house in Bedford.
The ghost of an aged woman holding a handgun may sometimes be witnessed pointing at the viewer at Bedford Water Supply Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A large scary beast was noticed burying a dead body by a big rock in Bedford City Park after midnight.
The spirit of an old Indian chief emerged going berserk in the middle of Daugherty Creek. The ghost was swallowed by the air after being observed. One thing is for certain, it's a terrifying spirit that you do not want to come across on a dark night.
A space invader from planet Neptune was perceived standing by a deserted road next to Bedford.
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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