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These are some lies we made up about Beacon.
A space alien from the cosmos is occasionally distinguished in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in his rear view mirror at night.
Plato has purportedly been made out on several occasions dragging a dead body from the cold water of Bluff Creek late in the night.
A gigantic raccoon was distinguished by an old man camping at a campground in the neighborhood of Beacon.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft emerged in Bluff Creek Off Highway Recreation Area before dawn hiding a body by a big rock.
An martian voyager from another galaxy was seen taking a rest on a couch in a house in Beacon.
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Ghost Sightings From Beacon
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Ghost Sightings From Beacon
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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