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The spirit of a young girl has often been perceived throwing pieces of wood into the flow at Battle Run late at night.
A huge tapir is frequently observed gazing crossly at the onlooker in Christy Pond Park late in the night.
A giant hedgehog can frequently be noticed performing a piece of music on a flute in a Bayard house.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has once in a while been observed in a mirror in a Bayard building; the phantom was only detectable in the mirror.
An Anchisaurus is rumored to have been noticed on numerous instances in a mobile home next to Bayard.
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Ghost Sightings From Bayard
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If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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