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A space alien from another world can be witnessed over and over again scrambling out from a storm drain on a Baxter residential road before sunrise.
A sizeable scary dragon has every now and then been noticed nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Baxter.
A space invader is occasionally noticed frightening folks in a sail boat on Crab Tree Lake.
A headless lady has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances in Clear Creek Wildlife Area at night shifting orbs around. Based on what the locals assert, this phantom could be a distinguished old days inhabitant of Baxter.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet may every now and then be noticed pulling a corpse from the cold water of Benjamin Creek on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Baxter
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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