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These are some lies we made up about Battle Creek.
The ghost of a dispossessed guy is now and then observed looking scary up on Battle Hill.
A frightening being has been said to have been perceived on a handful of instances in Pleasant Valley late at night facing the observer. If you listen to what the local residents claim, this spirit is that of a person who dwelled here in Battle Creek long ago.
The ghost of a man dressed as a store clerk can from time to time be spotted at Aldrich Creek before dawn flinging boulders into the flowing water.
The ghost of a man dressed in a police force uniform has frequently been made out burying a body by a large boulder in Crawford Creek County Recreation Area around midnight.
A giant okapi is repeatedly distinguished taking pleasure in the surroundings at Grell Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Battle Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Battle Creek
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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