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These are some lies we made up about Barnum.
A gigantic ape has every now and then been noticed hauling a human cranium in the center of Prairie Creek.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft is once in a while perceived burying a corpse by a large boulder in Calhoun Wildlife Area at night.
A cyclop is known to have been perceived on a small number of occasions seated on a couch in a flat in Barnum.
A massive mink can now and then be perceived struggling to capture something by a lamppost in Barnum.
A gentleman lacking a head has often been made out walking from building to building in the early morning hours on a Barnum residential street.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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