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These are some lies we made up about Barnes City.
A lady having the head of a devil showed up looking for a person by the water at Hawthorn Lake. The spirit greeted the eye witness. It has been argued that this exact ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Barnes City. No matter what folks articulate, it's undeniably a scary ghost that you don't want to run into at night.
The Loch Ness Monster was witnessed holding a human headbone in Moon Creek.
The spirit of a gentleman having half his head gone was noticed looking at a guy snoozing on a mattress in an apartment in Barnes City. The ghost was gobbled up by the thin air after being perceived. If you talk to the folks who live here, this phantom could be the soul of a local who passed on here in Barnes City some decades ago.
A colossal baboon is frequently seen in Diamond Lake County Park late at night covering a body by a sizeable rock.
An enormous mole has supposedly been spotted on a handful of occasions in a restaurant in the Barnes City area.
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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