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These are some lies we made up about Bancroft.
Leonardo da Vinci was observed cutting grass in the yard of an apartment in Bancroft.
A gargantuan alligator was noticed at Mud Creek in the early morning hours tossing chunks of concrete into the water.
A space alien from Mars is repeatedly spotted by a person camping at a campground outside Bancroft.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a wire around her neck has allegedly been spotted on many instances dragging a cadaver over the grass in Buffalo Creek State Game Management Area at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from space can be observed very often enjoying the vista at Buffalo Creek Game Management Dam very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bancroft
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Ghost Sightings From Bancroft
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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