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These are some lies we made up about Baldwin.
The ghost of a shackled up guy is from time to time seen reasoning in Bear Creek. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that should be left alone.
A giant ground hog has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions moving orbs about by Maquoketa Caves Natural Bridge.
A colossal hartebeest may sometimes be witnessed yelling names in Maquoketa Caves State Park near the ranger station.
The ghost of a hobo has often been observed turning toward the observer beneath a lamppost in Baldwin. One of the residents confidently says that this spirit likes frightening unwise people who come looking for spirits in Baldwin.
The ghost of an old sorceress is repeatedly witnessed up on Goose Rock shouting at the viewer to leave.
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Ghost Sightings From Baldwin
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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