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These are some lies we made up about Badger.
An ET from Jupiter can every now and then be spotted fly fishing from the shore of Badger Lake very late at night.
The Pied Piper was noticed in the middle of Badger Creek chucking chunks of concrete.
An alien from space emerged pacing by the side of a deserted road close to Badger.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft was seen taking a rest on a bench in a mobile home near Badger.
A giant coyote materialized before sunrise rushing after a passing Nissan on a dark road in the neighborhood of Badger.
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Ghost Sightings From Badger
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Ghost Sightings From Badger
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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