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A space man from deep space may repeatedly be seen terrifying folks by the side of a secluded highway close to Ayrshire on a dark night.
The spirit of a severely mangled huntsman pulling a dead deer can be seen frequently shifting orbs around in Burns Prairie Area at midnight. If you listen to what the locals say, this ghost is that of a resident who dwelled here in Ayrshire some decades ago. Either way, it is indisputably a creepy phantom that should be left alone.
An extraterrestrial has now and then been noticed being in a forsaken mansion in Ayrshire.
A woman with no head is occasionally seen riding on a motorbike on a gloomy road close to Ayrshire. In any case, this is a nasty ghost that is better not messed with.
An martian explorer from another planet has supposedly been observed on frequent instances in an Ayrshire home.
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Ghost Sightings From Ayrshire
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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