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These are some lies we made up about Aurora.
A space alien can occasionally be perceived in Jakway Forest County Park before sunrise consuming an apple.
An martian tourist from another galaxy was seen at the stroke of midnight floating down on East Branch Buffalo Creek.
The ghost of a young-looking man having on a confederate uniform came into sight standing by a deserted road next to Aurora. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being made out. One of the residents definitely declares that this spirit is perhaps the undeceased spirit of a local resident who used to dwell here in Aurora.
A massive gnu was observed in a house in Aurora.
The phantom of a hobo appeared in an Aurora house. Shocked by the watchers the ghost withdrew into the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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