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These are some lies we made up about Aurelia.
An enormous springbok is regularly witnessed searching for a book by a parked car in an Aurelia parking lot after midnight.
The phantom of an elderly gold digger with a big mustache and a wooden left leg is known to have been distinguished on frequent occasions pulling a dead body across the ground in Larson Lake County Park around midnight.
The ghost of a flight attendant can often be made out at the stroke of midnight drifting by on Badger Creek. It has been claimed that this particular ghost is the undead spirit of a long gone Aurelia local. Regardless of what, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady can be perceived very often meditating before sunrise by a vending machine in Aurelia.
The phantom of a young-looking woman clad as a house keeper has occasionally been witnessed resting at a coffee table in an Aurelia trailer pushing orbs about. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Aurelia a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Aurelia
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Ghost Sightings From Aurelia
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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