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These are some lies we made up about Audubon.
A feminine person is from time to time made out posting a package at an Audubon post office. Whatever folks articulate, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter late in the night.
A space alien from the cosmos has purportedly been perceived on frequent occasions drinking gas from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Audubon.
Hansel and Gretel's mom may every so often be distinguished staring furiously at the witness in Albert the Bull Park before sunrise.
A very large jerboa has regularly been observed at midnight floating down Bluegrass Creek.
A very large puma is repeatedly seen walking a Cocker Spaniel on a dark night on a dark Audubon avenue.
The ghost of a guy hauling a sword has purportedly been seen on many occasions watching shows in an Audubon living room in the early morning hours. Either way, this phantom indisputably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A woman with worms crawling out of her mouth can be distinguished time and again destroying a glove in Lake Anita State Park by the park headquarters.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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