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These are some lies we made up about Atlantic.
An alien from deep space may be observed very frequently showing up in a restroom mirror.
An alien has once in a while been perceived pulling a dead body over rocks in Atlantic City Park before dawn.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft is occasionally witnessed having a seat on a bench in a home near Atlantic.
A half rotten human dead body has purportedly been distinguished on several occasions mid stream in Bear Branch hurling pebbles.
A giant hartebeest can from time to time be seen before sunrise pursuing a passing Chrysler on a shadowy road next to Atlantic.
A woman ablaze, grasping a kerosene container was distinguished cutting grass in the garden of a home in Atlantic. The phantom spoke about revenging a murder. In any case, this phantom undeniably is creepy; one that should be stayed away from.
A Pteranodon became visible outside Lake Anita State Park trying to locate a hat.
An alien from Venus was observed quite
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near the entrance to Lewis & Clark National Historic Trail drinking orange juice.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot showed up by a person fishing by a lake next to Atlantic. The witness panicked and escaped. No matter what, it's a menacing phantom that is preferably not messed with.
A giant porpoise was observed resting on
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a stool in a trailer in Atlantic.
A young girl in a blood-covered wedding dress has frequently been observed grasping a human headbone beneath a lamppost in Atlantic.
An ET from outer space is frequently noticed walking from residence to residence at midnight on an Atlantic road.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has supposedly been made out on a small number of occasions searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Atlantic flat in the early morning hours.
A gentleman with a machete in his head can repeatedly be spotted relaxing at a table in an Atlantic trailer.
A gentleman's body having the head of a donkey may be noticed very often staring at people in an Atlantic trailer through a keyhole. A number of of the residents allege this phantom is that of a person who dwelled here in Atlantic in the past.
A space alien from Pluto has now and then been made out hovering beside a dark highway next to Atlantic.
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Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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