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An alien from deep space has regularly been observed in Atkins Roundhouse Area before sunrise hauling a dead body across the ground.
An ET has allegedly been spotted on a few instances on the peak of The Hogback late at night glancing at the view.
The martian technician of a flying saucer can frequently be witnessed by Dry Creek gazing.
A space invader from planet Mercury can be noticed very often by an old man hunting in a forest outside Atkins.
A big frightening phantom has sometimes been made out resting on a bench in a trailer in Atkins.
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Ghost Sightings From Atkins
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
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