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A colossal tiger has every now and then been made out in a boat on Lindle Lake smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a woman having letters etched into her arm is every now and then perceived reading a newsletter in Chicken Creek.
A gargantuan ocelot has been noticed on numerous occasions in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver spotting the spirit in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a lady with a knife in her neck can from time to time be seen hauling a corpse across the ground in Jack Shuger Memorial Park very late at night. If you talk to the residents, this ghost loves frightening foolhardy people who come trying to find ghosts in Atalissa.
An extremely large whale was seen watering plants in the front garden of a trailer in Atalissa.
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Ghost Sightings From Atalissa
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Ghost Sightings From Atalissa
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
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