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These are some lies we made up about Ashton.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship may be noticed very frequently in Ashton Park after midnight hiding a cadaver by a big rock.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space is from time to time seen in the middle of Kappes Creek smoking a cigar.
A massive hedgehog is rumored to have been observed on a small number of occasions striding through an apartment outside Ashton.
The spirit of a young lady covered in blood can every so often be noticed at a public phone in Ashton using the phone. People here assert that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who are courageous enough to upset the tranquility in Ashton.
A Pterodactyl was observed walking through an Ashton area graveyard.
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Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
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