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These are some lies we made up about Arthur.
A space alien from planet Saturn can often be perceived at Hoskins Creek very late at night tossing stones into the flow.
The spirit of an appallingly scorched lady may be made out time and again turning toward the watcher down by the waterfront at Chain Lake.
The ghost of the driver of a train is sometimes noticed hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Arthur.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has supposedly been spotted on a handful of instances looking at a lady slumbering on the floor in a mobile home in Arthur.
The phantom of a critically mangled hunter dragging a dead bear can from time to time be distinguished in a supermarket in the Arthur vicinity. Lots of people who live here allege this spirit is possibly the struggling spirit of a resident who used to dwell here in Arthur.
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Ghost Sightings From Arthur
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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