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These are some lies we made up about Arnolds Park.
The spirit of a guy having a cross cut into his cheek has frequently been made out dragging a dead body over the grass in Arnolds Park at night.
The phantom of a gravely mangled hunter pulling a dead wolf is repeatedly perceived gazing down into the water at Atwell Point very late at night.
A space invader from Mars is rumored to have been made out on several occasions standing by a secluded highway outside Arnolds Park.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart can be witnessed very often traveling on a bicycle on a murky highway right next door to Arnolds Park.
A woman without a head is from time to time made out screaming in Gull Point State Park quite near the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Arnolds Park
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Ghost Sightings From Arnolds Park
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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