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These are some lies we made up about Armstrong.
An martian vacationer from another world has been said to have been seen on one or two instances striding through a home right next door to Armstrong.
A gargantuan crow can occasionally be spotted in East Des Moines Access Public Hunting Area around midnight burying a body by a big rock.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a blood-covered knife has regularly been perceived flinging boulders into the flow at Crooked Run before sunrise. No matter what people exclaim, this is a bad ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to run into.
The ghost of a civil war soldier is regularly seen at a coin operated phone in Armstrong talking on the telephone. It's been declared that this specific spirit is the undeceased soul of a long gone Armstrong local.
The ghost of a man having numbers engraved into his back has been perceived on several instances twinkling a lamp right by Okamanpedan State Park. If you talk to the people who live here, this phantom
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is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Armstrong in the past. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Armstrong
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A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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