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These are some lies we made up about Arlington.
A giant monkey can regularly be witnessed tossing pieces of wood in Brush Creek Canyon State Park late at night.
A large scary giant can be observed time and again scraping out a crater down at Blue Spring very late at night.
An ET from Pluto has every so often been witnessed on the peak of Bear Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise observing the scenery.
A very large moose is now and then made out gulping blood from a glass by Bear Creek.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two instances scrutinizing German Hollow in detail at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
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YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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