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These are some lies we made up about Argyle.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is occasionally witnessed frightening folks by Birch Creek.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions examining Ghost Hollow in detail after midnight.
A black crow that shape-shifted into a female can occasionally be noticed up on the apex of Bryan Hill appearing chilling.
The ghost of a youthful lady dressed as a house keeper has often been made out at Shaffer Lake Dam before sunrise taking pleasure in the panorama. One of the folks who live here strongly alleges that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long forgotten Argyle person who lived here. No matter what folks utter, this phantom unquestionably is terrifying; one that should be left alone.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet is frequently seen playing a melody on a piano in an Argyle trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Argyle
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Ghost Sightings From Argyle
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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