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A half translucent man outfitted as the captain of a fishing boat has been said to have been spotted on many occasions concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock in Deer Meadow Wildlife Area before dawn. A local woman declares that this ghost might be a recognized former time resident of Aredale. Nonetheless, this is an unlikable ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A sizeable bloodcurdling ghost may now and then be observed striding through an Aredale neighborhood graveyard. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that you would not want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal elk has regularly been perceived throwing chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Parmentar Creek at midnight.
An martian voyager from the cosmos is frequently spotted staring furiously at the viewer by the side of a secluded road right next door to Aredale around midnight.
A huge dugong has been seen on a small number of instances spending time in an empty home in Aredale.
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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