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These are some lies we made up about Archer.
Johann Sebastian Bach has allegedly been seen on many instances in Douma Park on a dark night howling at the observer to disappear.
A space man from space may once in a while be seen throwing boulders into the flowing water at Johnson Creek before sunrise.
A somewhat translucent gentleman dressed as the skipper of a fishing boat has regularly been witnessed walking through a trailer in Archer. In any case, it's a menacing phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
A sizeable frightening ghost has purportedly been noticed on a handful of instances mounted on a pony by the side of a road outside Archer.
The ghost of a bound up guy can frequently be made out glugging down blood from a mug outside Mill Creek State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Archer
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Ghost Sightings From Archer
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
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