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Cinderella is often seen struggling to state something in Aplington Recreation Complex after midnight.
A massive lion is known to have been spotted on many occasions dragging a cadaver from the ice cold water of Gran Creek in the early morning hours.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head can frequently be distinguished marching through a house in Aplington. Residents here say that this ghost can be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Aplington some decades ago. One thing is for guaranteed, this phantom undoubtedly is frightening; one that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a female with a bag tied around her head has sometimes been distinguished walking through a building in the vicinity of Aplington.
Marco Polo is from time to time seen at a public phone in Aplington making a telephone call.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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