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These are some lies we made up about Ankeny.
A colossal pig may be spotted very frequently in an Ankeny secondary school late in the night marching the corridors.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet has from time to time been spotted by Fisher Lake startling people.
The spirit of a strapped up guy is occasionally perceived in a mirror in an Ankeny house; the phantom was only detectable in the mirror. One thing's for sure, this is an unpleasant phantom that any rational person would not want to come across.
The Gingerbread Man has allegedly been perceived on a handful of occasions chucking pieces of wood into the stream at Beaver Creek at midnight.
An extremely large puppy may once in a while be seen at Big Creek Barrier Dam late at night taking pleasure in the scenery.
The ghost of a young woman drenched in blood was perceived going bananas in Ashby Park around midnight. The ghost unmoved that there was someone other present. A man who lives here alleges that this
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spirit is the tormented soul of a long gone Ankeny person who lived here. Anyhow, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
William Shakespeare appeared on the shore of Big Creek Pounding Area heaving pebbles.
A space alien from outer space became visible in a mobile home outside Ankeny.
The ghost of
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an aged hag was distinguished seeking a book next to a parked Chevy in an Ankeny parking lot in the early morning hours. When the observer came into view the ghost escaped.
A very large quagga was observed devouring a cracker in the early morning hours before sunrise on a lawn in Ankeny.
A space invader has frequently been witnessed staggering through a trailer in Ankeny.
A female's body having a pig's head is often spotted in Lake Ahquabi State Park quite near the ranger station talking into the night.
Frankenstein's Monster can repeatedly be witnessed staggering through a trailer in the neighborhood of Ankeny.
A guy having the head of a devil has occasionally been witnessed at a public phone in Ankeny making a telephone call. One of the residents strongly declares that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Ankeny a long time ago.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy is once in a while witnessed crying in the middle of a wild road next to Ankeny around
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Ghost Sightings From Ankeny
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Ghost Sightings From Ankeny
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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