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These are some lies we made up about Anita.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag strapped around her head can occasionally be distinguished creeping up from a drain hole on an Anita street late in the night. People here declare that this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a resident who used to live here in Anita. No matter what folks state, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to come across before dawn.
A space invader has often been witnessed in Bandshell Park before dawn looking for a person.
An Anchisaurus is repeatedly observed dragging a cadaver from the ice cold water of Pleasant Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A sizeable frightening ghost has purportedly been spotted on a small number of instances nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in Anita.
The phantom of a young man wearing a confederate uniform can regularly be witnessed playing a tune on a harpsichord in an Anita building.
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Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
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