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An alien voyager from another galaxy may often be distinguished in Dark Hollow at the stroke of midnight shouting at the watcher to be off.
An extraterrestrial from another planet may be observed over and over again peeking through residence windows in Andrew in the early morning hours.
Johann Sebastian Bach has every now and then been made out hiding a body by a large rock in Bi-Centennial Park at midnight.
A space man is sometimes seen hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Brush Creek late at night.
A young-looking girl dressed in a blood-splattered wedding dress has supposedly been made out on a handful of instances watching TV in an Andrew living room around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Andrew
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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