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These are some lies we made up about Andover.
The ghost of a mailman may every now and then be made out on a dark night flying over Pomme de Terre Prairie. No matter what, it without a doubt is a menacing ghost that should be stayed away from.
A huge mink is regularly noticed late at night heading a guided tour of Bald Point to a crowd of spirits.
A man's body with the head of a dog is known to have been spotted on a few instances swallowing blood from a glass in Eagle Point Park in the early morning hours.
A massive beaver can frequently be seen at Cook Slough at night flinging chunks of concrete into the flow.
The ghost of a gentleman hauling a sword may be made out time and again drinking root beer on the shore of Alligator Lake. Regardless of what folks utter, this is an unlikable phantom that you wouldn't want to encounter after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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