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These are some lies we made up about Anamosa.
A space man from the cosmos has been said to have been made out on a few occasions at a public phone in Anamosa using the phone.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer can once in a while be spotted looking at the water by Anamosa State Reformatory Dam in the early morning hours.
The spirit of an old gentleman with a big white beard has regularly been made out at Buffalo Creek late at night chucking chunks of concrete into the flow.
A massive lion is frequently witnessed in Gideon Ford Home Site Historical Marker in the early morning hours shuffling orbs around.
The ghost of a guy dressed in a military uniform is rumored to have been noticed on numerous instances strolling through an Anamosa neighborhood churchyard.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her head may be made out often in the early morning hours checking out Hogs Den Hollow in detail.
The armor of a medieval knight devoid of a human being inside has occasionally been observed
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staying in a vacant farmhouse in Anamosa. No matter what, this is a hostile ghost that you wouldn't want to come across at midnight.
Galileo is now and then spotted being carried by a moped on a gloomy highway next to Anamosa.
A colossal quagga is known to have been witnessed on a few instances in a mobile home in Anamosa.
A sphinx
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was distinguished staggering along a desolate highway close to Anamosa.
The spirit of a woman with a bag strapped around her head came into view seeking a photo at the entrance to Lake Macbride State Park. When the viewer showed up the phantom ran away. Folks assert that this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Anamosa some decades ago. One thing is for guaranteed, it certainly is a scary ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to come across.
A gargantuan fox was distinguished in Effigy Mounds National Monument near the park headquarters gobbling a tomato.
An ET from Venus became visible coming into view in a washroom mirror.
A giant gemsbok was noticed relaxing on the floor in a residence close to Anamosa.
Johann Sebastian Bach was witnessed in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver catching a sight of the spirit in her rear view mirror before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Anamosa
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Ghost Sightings From Anamosa
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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