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These are some lies we made up about Ames.
A huge dormouse is known to have been spotted on many occasions drinking root beer in Clear Creek.
The ghost of a man dressed as a plumber may frequently be made out pacing from trailer to trailer late at night on an Ames avenue. A number of of those who live here claim this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Ames a long time ago.
A lady with a fairly see-through body can be spotted time and again taking a rest at a coffee table in an Ames house.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft has from time to time been made out in Bandshell Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a body through some bushes.
A very large elephant has been said to have been spotted on a handful of instances staring at folks in an Ames home through a peephole.
A space alien from planet Mars can every so often be spotted next to the water at Arnold Lake looking.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet
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hole in his forehead was perceived trying to exclaim something at Arnold Lake Dam on a dark night. This spirit is exceptionally active in this neighborhood; there have been frequent other reports of this exact spirit. It has been alleged that this exact ghost is that of a local resident who had a house here in Ames some decades ago. One thing is for
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certain, it is unquestionably a scary spirit that any sensible person wouldn't wish to come across.
An alien from another galaxy showed up shining a lamp among the bushes of Stephens State Forest - Woodburn Unit.
The ghost of an aged man with a large white mustache was spotted in a deserted spot close to Ames. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived very frequently nearby. According to what the local residents claim, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy folks who come looking for ghosts in Ames.
An extremely large marmoset came into sight dispatching a postcard at an Ames post office.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out downing regular from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Ames.
A female with a sword sticking out of her head was distinguished verbalizing into the thin air as if somebody else was present. The watcher ran away immediately after she noticed the ghost. Many people who live here say this ghost may very well be a recognized old days resident of
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Ames. Whichever way, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Ames
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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