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These are some lies we made up about Amana.
A gargantuan oryx has supposedly been spotted on several occasions smoking a cigar at night on a park bench in Amana.
The ghost of a gentleman having on a law enforcement outfit can repeatedly be observed before dawn drifting down on Willow Creek. Many people who live here argue this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long dead Amana resident.
A space invader from Venus can be seen repeatedly covering a corpse by a large rock in Tuttle Wildlife Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant ox has from time to time been distinguished seated at a coffee table in an Amana flat yelling.
Aladdin is now and then observed riding on a pony alongside a road near Amana.
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Ghost Sightings From Amana
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Ghost Sightings From Amana
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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