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These are some lies we made up about Alvord.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly noticed concealing a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Doon Wildlife Area at midnight.
A big terrifying dragon has been said to have been observed on a few occasions drifting along Burr Oak Creek before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space may repeatedly be observed trying to locate a hat by a parked Chevy in an Alvord parking lot very late at night.
A gargantuan mountain goat can be perceived repeatedly pointing at the observer at the stroke of midnight on a park bench in Alvord.
A giant muskrat is occasionally made out taking a rest at the kitchen counter in an Alvord home staring wrathfully at the eye witness.
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Ghost Sightings From Alvord
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Ghost Sightings From Alvord
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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